Stock Markets Renamed

Seeing the present Global financial crisis and its downturn I thought it would be appropriate to rename many terms used in the finance sector. Here are a few

Wall Street – Wail Street
Nikkie – “Sick”ie
Dow Jones – Low Jones
NASDAQ – HEART ATTACK
Sensex – “Nonsense”x
Shares – Snares
Mutual Bonds – Mortal Bombs
Equity – Iniquity
NYSE– New York “Shock” Exchange
Dalal Street – “Damal” street
Liquidity - Ambiguity

More suggestions from Friends:
BSE - Bombed Stock Exchange, Bumpy Stock Exchange
Dalal Street - "Halal" street, "Diwal"a Street
NSE - No Stock Exchange
NYSE - Not Your Stock Exchange